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Hey there!

I'm Alana. Feel free to ask me something. It can get lonely around here sometimes.

This is a RP blog. ((Any fandom. Anons welcome too! Will accept m!a's ))

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Sep 19 '14

fandomraider16:

PLASTIC COINS MY ASS!

scanner wasn’t cooperating so I went the old fashioned way

Sep 19 '14

Vampires AU || tiny-adorable-and-hyper

madscienceandarson:

This was getting boring. 

Max sat on the back steps of his house, staring down at the pale bodies lying around his feet. 

I think I have a drinking problem. 

He sighed. “Are the people really this stupid? You lose one census taker, you lose three mailmen, and you lose two delivery men, and you don’t suspect a thing. I swear, this town must be lead-poisoned or something.” 

I shrugged, wiping the blood from my mouth. “Maybe…I just think you’re going a little too far with this. How many have you killed this month? 10? That’s 3 more than last month!” I playfully pushed his shoulder. “You’re crazy.”

Sep 18 '14

cecefredzilla:

mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-

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Sep 18 '14

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

(Source: timelordgifs)

Sep 17 '14

tiny-adorable-and-hyper asked:

((For the meme)) "J-Josef? I-I haven't seen you in a week! W-we need t-to get you out of here!" I began untying the ropes.

the-second-todesengel:

tiny-adorable-and-hyper:

the-second-todesengel:

tiny-adorable-and-hyper:

the-second-todesengel:

tiny-adorable-and-hyper:

the-second-todesengel:

His head was bowed forward. He couldn’t move a muscle. So many drugs. So many. It’s too much, his heart slowly beating and his breathing barely there. Josef needed help, his arms were slipped from behind and almost coming to his sides. 

What the heck were you supposed to do with an overdosed person?! I needed to get help, but I couldn’t leave him alone! I needed to find a phone. “J-Josef, I-I’ll be back as quick as I can. E-everything’s going to be ok.”

Hurry … please … 

Josef kept twitching. He felt bile rise up, a metal tang on his tongue was a sign blood was rising up. Everything was slowing down and it was hard to breathe. 

Before I left, I laid him down and rolled him onto his side to prevent him from throwing up. I frantically searched around for a phone. Once I found one, I immediately dialed the phone. “H-hello? Th-this is an emergency…”

"What’s your emergency?" the operator spoke to the woman.

Meanwhile Josef tried very hard not to vomit and drown in it, blood seeped from his mouth and naturally from his anal cavity. His mind was starting to shut down. 

No. This can’t be it. This can’t be. Hurry, Alana.

"…Ok, thank you." I hung up and returned to Josef quickly. I gasped and sat him upright. "Josef! N-no! D-don’t you dare die on me!"

"Hhng." Josef rolled as she sat him up. He immediately went to the side and vomitted bile and blood, almost falling into it. 

I had to gently tug at his arm to hoist him back up after he threw up. “Careful, Josef.” I sat next to him and patted his shoulder. “I-it’s ok, an ambulance is on it’s way.”

Sep 17 '14
unamusedsloth:

Try me.

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

Sep 17 '14

epicukulelesolo:

Medics long suffering ex-wife Irma. Don’t let her grumpyness in this comic fool you, shes a very nice woman. You would be grumpy too if you were a woman married to this homosexual manchild.
Sep 17 '14

tiny-adorable-and-hyper asked:

"Y-you're gonna get married and h-have kids? I-I thought I was your kid." I whined, tugging his sleeve.

do-you-want-a-second-opinion:

"no honey you are but im having some children too with Alice."

"I-I guess that’s alright. I need to meet her first. I want to make sure she’s ok!" I hugged him. "I’ll be a big sister!"

Sep 17 '14

tiny-adorable-and-hyper asked:

((For the meme)) "J-Josef? I-I haven't seen you in a week! W-we need t-to get you out of here!" I began untying the ropes.

the-second-todesengel:

tiny-adorable-and-hyper:

the-second-todesengel:

tiny-adorable-and-hyper:

the-second-todesengel:

His head was bowed forward. He couldn’t move a muscle. So many drugs. So many. It’s too much, his heart slowly beating and his breathing barely there. Josef needed help, his arms were slipped from behind and almost coming to his sides. 

What the heck were you supposed to do with an overdosed person?! I needed to get help, but I couldn’t leave him alone! I needed to find a phone. “J-Josef, I-I’ll be back as quick as I can. E-everything’s going to be ok.”

Hurry … please … 

Josef kept twitching. He felt bile rise up, a metal tang on his tongue was a sign blood was rising up. Everything was slowing down and it was hard to breathe. 

Before I left, I laid him down and rolled him onto his side to prevent him from throwing up. I frantically searched around for a phone. Once I found one, I immediately dialed the phone. “H-hello? Th-this is an emergency…”

"What’s your emergency?" the operator spoke to the woman.

Meanwhile Josef tried very hard not to vomit and drown in it, blood seeped from his mouth and naturally from his anal cavity. His mind was starting to shut down. 

No. This can’t be it. This can’t be. Hurry, Alana.

"…Ok, thank you." I hung up and returned to Josef quickly. I gasped and sat him upright. "Josef! N-no! D-don’t you dare die on me!"

Sep 17 '14

tiny-adorable-and-hyper asked:

((For the meme)) "J-Josef? I-I haven't seen you in a week! W-we need t-to get you out of here!" I began untying the ropes.

the-second-todesengel:

tiny-adorable-and-hyper:

the-second-todesengel:

His head was bowed forward. He couldn’t move a muscle. So many drugs. So many. It’s too much, his heart slowly beating and his breathing barely there. Josef needed help, his arms were slipped from behind and almost coming to his sides. 

What the heck were you supposed to do with an overdosed person?! I needed to get help, but I couldn’t leave him alone! I needed to find a phone. “J-Josef, I-I’ll be back as quick as I can. E-everything’s going to be ok.”

Hurry … please … 

Josef kept twitching. He felt bile rise up, a metal tang on his tongue was a sign blood was rising up. Everything was slowing down and it was hard to breathe. 

Before I left, I laid him down and rolled him onto his side to prevent him from throwing up. I frantically searched around for a phone. Once I found one, I immediately dialed the phone. “H-hello? Th-this is an emergency…”